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War on Terr’r Update: Terr’r on Madison Avenue
I’ll be getting to the terr’rism inherent in the advertising industry shortly, but for now, you may want to have a look at these:
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What Cosmo is really saying to you
The guy who wrote this is clearly a bit of a misogynist (which is why I didn’t link to him), but if you think about it, he’s pretty spot on as to what Cosmopolitan thinks of its audience (probably...
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I hate sweatshops. Now, which one of you wants to suck my dick?
American Apparel is the worst company in the world that doesn’t make rape porn, sell gasoline, or supply the Pentagon. Seriously. How can the asshole who owns the company reconcile his supposed concern...
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Dov Charney is an MRA. Pardon me if I don’t faint with surprise.
Would you LOOK at this fucking American Apparel ad: In case you can’t read that text, it says, “Women initiate most domestic violence, yet out of a thousand cases of domestic violence, maybe one is...
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Dov Charney thinks you’re stupid.
The American Apparel ad I posted about yesterday was so outrageous that I almost thought it was a joke, but Dov Charney is such a morally repugnant tool that I was 97% sure it was legit. Now, I’m not...
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Dimples Kids Spa, making your 6-year-old sexy as fuck.
Ugh. Do I have to admit this? OK, I’m on Facebook. I was checking my Facebook page today to see what kind of dorky shit the people I know who have Facebook pages were doing and I happened to spy a...
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Latisse. Because if your eyelashses aren’t thick enough, you are seriously...
I was watching TV recently when I saw a commercial that seriously confused me for a minute. The commercial was for Latisse, a new product by the makers of Botox that claims to help one grow longer,...
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Halloween approaches. Time to dress your dog up like a bee in a porno.
Come the fuck on, dude. I just went over to check out my Twitter page, where I came across a tweet (holy shit, did I just use that word?) posted by Bitch PhD linking to a page that looks to be a joint...
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If your kindergartener’s ass isn’t hot enough, Skechers can help.
Ever since the the early 90s when they began pumping out “skate shoes” and those ridiculous high-heeled sneakers, I’ve been wondering who the hell is buying Skechers. They seem to have a storefront in...
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An Open Letter to Bang-on Custom T-Shirts
Dear Head Canadian T-shirt Bro (or, President and/or CEO of Bang-on Custom T-Shirts Ltd.) Craig Doyle, I’m not sure that I expect much from people who are making novelty/faux-vintage t-shirts in 2012,...
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